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November 23rd, 2008

I’m not making this up.

So yah, I'm still having fun searching around for odd and weird pet/baby products. This one is bizarre and absurd all at the same time. Some Einstein figured out his keyboard cleaner could freeze his four-legged best friend's droppings, thus making it "easier" to pick up. First off, I feel bad for the dog. Imagine all the other dogs staring at you as your owner whips out a giant aerosol can and freeze dries your poop.

On top of that, picture your owner proudly transporting the poop-freeze in a handy poop-freeze carry tote. Honestly, if I'm going to look silly adorned with MacGuyver-esque equipment to get rid of my dog's waste, you better believe it'll be a propane tank strapped to my back and a flame thrower swinging from my belt.

POOP-FREEZE

^ 7 Comments...

  1. Neekio

    I’m surprised you haven’t made any “moon made out of cheese” jokes yet :p
    just an idea ^^

  2. Administrator

    I think you’re right! And I think I will use that. Thanks!

  3. Scott Gallatin

    maybe I should try freezing cat vomit

  4. Larry Levine

    Great Sunday page!!! Being a Night Owl, this pretty much mirrors me in the afternoon.

  5. Administrator

    You could Scott, but I’m pretty sure cats could use this project to build a thermo-nuclear device. Guess it’s a cat thing.

    I hear you on that Larry. I’m two fangs short of being an extra in “Twilight”.

  6. tyler_durden

    naps are are awesome when they sneek up on you….
    think i’ll watch the game.
    *nap attack*
    great game..who won?

  7. Fritz

    Can humans use the poop-freeze for an emergency?

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